Friday, February 24, 2017

Downsizing, Hans Style

My life is intertwined with stories. Whatever I do or think about seems to remind me of a story. Today some friends were discussing downsizing, and the conversation reminded me of this story.

Hans in Luck
from the Brothers Grimm



Hans had served his master faithfully for seven years.

One morning Hans said to his master, "Master, it is time for me to go back home to my mother. Please pay me what you owe me for my work."

"You have been a good worker, Hans. You have earned your pay." He gave Hans a huge piece of gold! Hans tied the gold up in his handkerchief   put it on his shoulder, and started down the road. The gold was quite heavy but Hans kept on, one foot in front of the other.

Soon a man approached on horseback. Hans was sweating by now, and he called out to the rider, "What a fine thing it is to ride! There you sit, saving your shoes, and making your way without even breaking a sweat."
The rider stopped and called out, "Hello, Hans! Why are you going on foot?"
"I've got this big lump of gold that I have to carry home, and no horse to ride. It's fair wearing me out."
"Tell you what," said the rider. "Let's trade. I will give you my horse, and you can give me that heavy lump."
"Thank you!" said Hans.So Hans got the horse and rode off quite happy with his trade. You can imagine how the rider felt! He called out to Hans, "If you want him to go faster, just call jup, jup!"

"I will!" shouted Hans.

After a little while Hans wanted to go faster, so he clicked his tongue and called out, "jup, jup." The horse started a fast trot, so fast that he threw Hans off into a ditch. Fortunately a peasant was passing by and caught the horse. The peasant's cow stood patiently waiting at the end of a rope.

Hans said, "This riding is no good for me, especially with a horse like this one that throws a man off into the ditch! Now I like your cow, she's quiet and you can have milk, butter, and cheese every day. How I would love to have a cow instead of this ornery horse!

"Well," said the peasant, "I'd be happy to trade my cow for your horse."

The deal was made, and Hans walked off happy with his new bargain. The day grew hotter and hotter, and soon Hans saw that he would have to cross a moor, with hot noon sun upon him. "Before I start that part of my journey, I'll milk my cow and refresh myself." he sat down to milk, but this was something he'd never done before. He tried and tried, but got not one drop of milk, and the cow was getting more and more restless and irritable. Finally she upped with her back foot and gave Hans such a kick that he rolled over and over down a small hill, and when he stopped his head was spinning.

When he could finally see straight again, he saw a butcher coming toward him with a wheelbarrow. In the wheelbarrow was a young, fat pig. The butcher helped Hans up and Hans told him of his troubles with his cow.

"Well it's no wonder!" said the butcher. "That is an old beast! She'll not be giving milk again in her lifetime."

"Oh," cried Hans, "I have been fooled! What a fool am I"

"Now then,"said the butcher, "Here's what we can do. I can trade you my pushcart and pig for your old cow. I can get something from her for meat, I think."

The deal was made. Hans took the pig, tying a rope around its neck to lead it, and was well pleased. The butcher took the cow's lead rope and went on his way, happy to have such a fine young milker to add to his barn.

"This is fine," thought Hans. "I shall have bacon and ham and..."

But the pig slipped from its rope and ran over the hill. Hans chased after it, falling into briars and mud and until he was quite scratched and dirty by the time he caught the pig.

A boy carrying a fat white goose watched Hans walk back to the road.

"You'd be better off with this goose," the boy said. "See how fat she is! And how quietly she lays in my arms. She'll be a fine feast, and her feathers will stuff a lovely pillow." He lowered his voice to a whisper. "And I hear that someone stole the mayor's pig out of his sty. I do believe the pig you have there looks very much like it. I can help you out of this mess though. I can trade you my goose, and take that pig where I am going, no one there knows about the mayor's pig. And you will not be in trouble for having it when you go through town."

"Oh please," cried Hans, "please take this pig! I do not want to be thrown into jail!"

The trade was made and the boy led the pig away at a fast pace. Hans, relieved to be rid of it, set off for home with the goose under his arm.

"I do believe I made a good deal there," he said to himself. "I will have a fine meal of it with my mother, and a soft pillow to lay my head on too."

As he was going through the last village, he saw a scissors grinder with his cart. As the grinding wheel spunm the man sang,
I sharpen scissors and quickly grind,
My coat blows out in the wind behind.

Hans stood and watched, and then said, "You seem a very merry man, with your grinding."

"Yes," answered the scissors grinder, "this trade is as good as gold in my pocket. But where did you buy that fine goose?"

"I did not buy it, I traded my pig for it."
"But where did you get the pig?"
" I got it for a cow."
"And how did you come by the cow?"
"I got it for a horse."
"And what about the horse?"
"For that I gave a lump of gold as big as my head."
"How in the world did you get the gold?"
"Well, that was my pay for seven years' work."

"You know how to look after yourself," said the grinder. "Now if you were a grinder like me, you'd have your fortune made, money jingling in your pockets all the time."
"Yes! I would like that! How do I become a grinder?"
"Well, all you need is skill and a good grindstone. People will flock to you, money in their hands! Listen, I have an old stone here, a little worn but but perfectly good. I'd be glad to trade it to you for your goose." the man walked behind a bush and picked up an old fieldstone. "This one, you can get it back in shape in no time at all, a smart boy like you."
"Really?" answered Hans. "I am the luckiest man alive! Money whenever I put my hand in my pocket, and I will never have to want for anything again!" He handed over the goose and took the stone.

Hans went on his way, as happy as he could be. "I must have been born lucky," he cried. "Now I have a real trade!"

It was getting late and Hans was feeling the effects of his long walk and many trades. The stone was heavy too, so his steps were dragging when ahead of him he saw a well. "Ah, a cool drink will refresh me for the rest of my journey." He laid his stone carefully on the edge of the well, and bent over to pull up the bucket. But his elbow hit the stone and knocked it over the edge, and down down down into the deep well.

Hans watched it fall and heard the splash when it hit the water.

"Ah me!" he cried, What a lucky lad I am! Now I have nothing to burden me! I am as free as a bird to walk and go about as I like!" And with a light heart he ran all the rest of the way home, where his dear old mother was delighted to see him.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Tiny Finds

Not everything we find is big. Often what I find when I'm out thrifting is some little thing that just catches my eye. Today's post is dedicated to the little finds that make me smile.


 It is an eclectic mix, for sure. Little wooden bird whistle and a very small matroishka nesting doll, small flowered boxes and tins, a tiny amber bird...


a cobalt heart paperweight and a small antique milk glass plate

that has great "fire" inside (a sure indicator of older milk glass).


A sparkly prism paperweight, odd little bird pitcher marked "Foreign Made",


a lavender tin (my favorite scent),


 strange little ceramic monkey that is badly chipped but I can't bring myself to throw it away because, well, look at that face! Another pretty flowered box,


and a rose-topped trinket box.


while the little vase is marked "Occupied Japan" but is a souvenir from Manitou Springs, Colorado,


and a tiny key and a "Twinkies" spoon which was a giveaway from a shoe manufacturer in the 1930's.


These all live in various places in the house. Combined value of all of them might be $50-75 but for me, they're just the little things that brighten my day.

Do you have collections of little things like this?

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Monday, February 20, 2017

Back to Painting: Riverbend Booth Upate



It was a beautiful morning for a walk, so that's what we did. We had to give up on walking for a while because Larry was having so many knee/back/neck issues, but today he was finally feeling good enough to go again. We found that we were able to walk all the way to the top of our steep driveway without a pause, which is pretty good. We also picked up a large bag of trash as we walked, stuff that had been tossed along our road over the winter months. There's still more; our bag filled pretty quickly.

We've been on a whirlwind of furniture work the past few days. Two larger pieces sold at our Riverbend Antique Mall booth and I had nothing ready to go. That meant choosing from our stockpile some pieces that could be completed quickly. We worked Friday afternoon and most of Saturday and then again Sunday morning, and by the time we were done we had a big load to take to the mall.

Here's a look at what we took. Once again I forgot my camera, and my cell phone photos didn't come out well so please forgive the quality of some of these photos. I blame the cameraperson entirely.

I love rocking chairs but usually steer away from buying them to sell because they seem to be a hard sell. But this one, I think, will attract a buyer.


 We have several old bikes that we need to get into booths. We wired a little wicker basket to this one and added some silk flowers.

Here's the rocker, at home in the booth, with a quilt to keep it warm.


The dresser has been in the booth for about a month now, but the little white table was a new add yesterday.

Weird angle on this photo! Cracked ice formica top table and the white bread box are also new to this booth. I don't have chairs for the table yet, still looking.


Treadler base table and some Easter bunny blow molds are also new. Larry whipped out that table pretty quick.

Here's a little better look at the table. 


And a closer look at the top. This top has a funny story with it. I bought a table at a thrift shop that was kind of short, and this was the top on it--but it was painted white and had a notch cut out of one side. We took the top off because we had a porcelain top we thought we could use on the short table, and I bought leg extenders for it--who knew there was such a thing! That project, however, has been on hold. When we did a room cleanup a couple months ago we almost pitched this top. Then when we were looking for a top for the treadle, we came upon this one. Larry cut off the notched area, and when he was sanding it all these layers of paint appeared. Needless to say, we left it just as it was, just waxed it for protection. 


I love, love, love the way this desk came out! Will someone else love it as well? We shall see. This had damage to the top drawer that took a creative repair and necessitated the paint. I am hoping someone will want a bright and sunny spot in their workroom or home office. Yellow isn't everyone's favorite color, but I could not see this desk in any other color. The old portable typewriter even has the manual that came with it. So cool.


Now, maybe I can get back to work on the dresser I was planning to do next. Or maybe that other table. Or the credenza. Or some chairs...

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